What Do You Hate?

Just look at him!

-The Pessimist

I hate cell phones. No good at all. They bring only bad news and serve to seperate.

It's even worse with the damned drivers. I truly (truly) wish I could personally shove each cell phone up these **** tail-pipes (mufflers of course).

And I always want to look through my girl's cell phone, treasure hunting for dirty secrets and lies. I hate how damned easy that is to do.

I hate Tmobile and the Nova Scotian **** promoting their products.  Her and her scrangly-**** lump of a mate (actually Gordan Grecko's alright, I can't lie..The Game was a decent flick too..)

I TRULY, above ALL other cell related rants, hate the iPhone. It's the black plague and man has yet to feel the first bitter stings of the fatal symptoms.. Soon they will sprout legs and dance on our shallow graves, all the while singing fight songs in the form of ghostly ringtones..

Heed my warning.. Hate is appropriate.. Use a landline and the USPS.. They could use our business anyway or we lose service on Saturday, but that's a WHOLE 'nother post, folks! (It'll be aimed at YOU, Hotmail!)

-The Pessimist

Thank you to the person that thought i did not deserve a stereo in my car.

Thank you for ridding me of this vice. I did not want it anyway.

And i surely liked the pay for my broken window.

$300 window for a $50 stereo. You could have came to my door, I would have gave you the damn thing.

I hate you.

You know what bothers me? "bee movie" how he gets trapped in the house, hits the window, and runs into the light and gets all confused.

WHAT THE **** the hive they had windows and light bulbs.

This just makes me angry beyond belief.

http://www.myspace.com/2653007

He is a **** idiot.Just look at him.

His face screams "i will rape you in my bmw"

I hate when a teacher knows you don't know the answer but picks you to say it.

Yeah, so i i dont know it. Make me feel like a jackass thinking it will encourage me?

wrong!

You say you didn't go to the bar to hook up. But you get drunk as **** and dance around lifting up your skirt.

You kiss the girls, you flirt with the guys, and act dumb as **** Not to hookup? just for attention? girls gone wild hopeful?

I hate these kind of women. They are the downfall of western social society.

I know you shot my dog with a BB-gun.

You always complain about him barking at night.

I know it was you. Revenge will be had.

my rent went up today.

i do not think i can make the new payments. i might now be f-ed.

Religion will be the death of all humanity.

Well, also republicans.

Car insurance is such **** You pay out the **** all year.

No crashes and no tickets.

And it is all the same price the next year.

Should just be called "we take your money just in case."

And if that "just in case" happens, you will have to pay more later on.

I am pretty sure the government has something to do with this.

I work at subway. I know "ha ha ha ha"

But i can not stand when people say

"I will have everything, but"

or

"I want nothing, but"

What the **** does that mean?

Everything but? Then its not everything.

Nothing but? Then its not nothing.

Make it simple and smooth.

Just say what you want as its being made.

Do the people at the drive-thru fill up that drink to go all the way to the brim as a joke?

Always do they practice this fine art.

"Ha Ha Ha, watch this guy will make a turn and soda will go everywhere"

You ****