You can now sync your facebook and eLoathe together.
Also, you can post eloathes from your twitter.
Just enter "eloathe" into your twitter text, and our smart little feeder will find it and post it in our tweet feed!
Plus!
We have a new site CraigsFollies.com
Which is a post of the best and worst of CraigsList. Take a look and laugh.
THAT **** CHEATED ON ME AND LIED THE ENTIRE TIME TELLING ME HE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!! and to top it off he still goes to singles sites and Casual Encounters sites to hook up and **** strangers! What the hell is wrong with him!!! I should probably LYNCH him!!!!!
I hate when people (guys) say that they care about you and as a couple you have potential BUT, see there is always something and it sucks. Like BUT i like partying and being a manwhore better and even though I know i have a problem with it I dont want to stop because i love what i do. I loathe that about men. they just would rather **** random girls all night totally drunk then have a lasting relationship!!! Even though you have "potential" they have to be douche bags, you know what, I GIVE UP TRYING! i was always there when you needed me but im done. im finished, thats it im through with your **** **** you. have a great life.
I hate hate hate those people that walk up when your waiting for an elevator and click the button over and over. Like it wasnt lit up. Like you didnt push it.
I'm not your "shorty" or your **** "boo", Whatever the Hell that even means.I will not "clap dat azz". You **** make me want to vomit! I can't walk to the supermarket without one of you hanging out of your car blasting your crappy music asking “can I git wit chu"?or "where yo man at.“ If you really must know he is either at work or looking for work ,you should try it out some time. I really LOATHE when you say "What's good ma?" Eeeeew, I'm not your Ma but if I were I would be completely embarrassed of you .I don't do anything to ask for your attention, I'm just getting juice or cat food or beer. You make me want to throw those things through the windshield of your "whip". (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.) The thing that reeks about you the most is that if I say politely that I am married you say "You can still have friends." I don't have a lot of friends but the ones I do have don't stare at my **** and make gross comments in broken English. If I finally get **** enough to tell you to go "**** yourself",then you say "you must be a Dyke" or "You don't look that good anyway." I say "you are a cretin" and I am positive you have no clue what that means. I know it's not fair to say that all Black men are this way. The kind of guys I'm writing about can hardly be called men at all .I have two uncles and they are my Father figures. They have always been respectful to the women in their lives because they have a MOM and SISTERS! How would you feel if someone spoke that way to your Mom or Sister or DAUGHTERS for that matter because you know you have five or six of those maybe even few you don't know about yet. Newsflash **** for brains, no decent even semi-educated female would be flattered by your ebonics and your bling. You make most of us sick ,sadly most would not have the balls to be so blunt as I am. I hope you read this and I hope you are furious. I hope you call me a "sellout" or whatever it is you losers say when you get PWNED! I hope you are so **** that you find a hole to crawl into with your LIl Wayne CD and your Michael Vick Jersey. I hope you choke on a gold tooth, **** twice on yourself and die! I **** LOATHE YOU!
I desperatley need a job.When I say desperate I mean DESPERATE.I have a part time job where I work for tips.At first the money was enough to scrape by but lately it's been really horrible.I also have a massage therapy license but for all that is good for it could have come from a cereal box. Being desperate for employment I started calling around to different retail stores about a month ago hoping that some might be hiring for at least a seasonal position. I called every store in the mall that I felt I was qualified to work at.Some said come in and fill out an application.Others said apply online. A bunch said they would not have any positions. One store in particular that I called last month was Hot Topic. I know this store is for people who don't have a creative bone in their body and try to compensate with a million piercings and black hair dye. When I called I get this guy "Byron" on the phone. He sounds nice and pleasant and tells me they will be needing someone in about a month.Yesterday I called again and asked when I should come in and he said "Now would be great!" So I'm thinking there are probably a ton of others wanting this job right now but it's worth a shot. Now it gets interesting. I knew I should not dress like I was applying for a job a Sears or Pennys so I put on a Marvel Comics tee, jeans,and a pair of converse.This was not for an interview but only to turn in the application.I have always worn thick black eyeliner way before these little Emo **** emerged from Edward Cullen's **** thought I looked pretty decent,not over done but I wore things that they would sell in there. I know they sell Marvel merchandise, I've seen it in there.I have a few piercings and a couple of tattoos but nothing that would make me look like a freak of nature.I don't look like a "cutter" I guess that's where I **** up. This Byron dude was practically shoving me out the door before he even knew who I was or what I wanted. I could have been a shopping for My Chemical Romance candle holders for all he knew,but it was beyond evident that he did not think I belonged in there to shop,much less WORK there. I did what I was supposed to do. I shook his hand (it was like shaking a dead fish)I explained to him that we had spoken on the phone about a position.All of a sudden said position was not actually much of a position. Before he sounded like they needed help,now they only needed someone for 9 hrs a week.I was also informed that it was only minimum wage.(Duh,retail at Christmas,HELLO!)As he was literally backing me out the way I came in he was giving me every reason under the sun why I would NOT want to work there.I have no doubt that my application went into the shredder without being looked at once. So this is what I have to say to you Lord **** Byron who wouldn't know Punk Rock if Iggy Pop himself **** in your mouth.I don't know why you were in such a hurry to get me out of your little weirdo "boutique" It's not the point that you may not want to hire me, but what if I had been just a shopper? Maybe you don't get a lot of people in your store that are of my specific skin tone but I thought Twilight dorks liked black. (LOL, I know that was bad) Seriously though. I think some of the things in Hot Topic are OKAY.I have bought tee shirts and some jewelry there at times.They have mercahndise in there for every band you can think of almost. I do have an idea for a product that your shoppers will LOVE.What do you think of Nightmare Before Christmas razor blades? Ha Ha, I loathe you!
I can't **** stand it when other guys think they can get with my girl. This prick at some college isn't man enough to get college chicks so he goes back to high school to try and find girls. He thinks he's tough because he was the idiot jock in high school who beat up nerds. And he thinks he's a real man because his brother killed a guy.
I hate it when people think it is appropriate to stick their hands in cereal boxes, when they are not in their own home. I mean, it shows no manners, no respect, and it is just disgusting...who knows where their hands have been, and then you get to dig into that cereal the next morning. ew.
wow just watched the news and they were talking about how many court cases there has been from people writing stuff on twitter and facebook and other blogs. i thought we had a thing to protect us against this **** isnt it called freedom of speech?